[BratscheWarrior]

like a reproducing strand of DNA. As it formed a new life form, it reminded me of the Star Trek episode where...

[Nick]

mr Spock in vulcan smock proceded to mock Kirks spangeled frock who quickly took stock of

[BratscheWarrior]

chicken broth that shape shifted into a cornholder which was thrown into a...

[Nick]

ravine. Down it fell shape-shifting again into a paper dart that glided slowly into the mouth of...

[BratscheWarrior]

the cutest gosh darn baby eagle that you've ever seen! Just then, its mom came back and fed her chick...

[Nick]

bullshit from the holy bile-ball until after 6 months of daily prayers the cute little eagle chick became a born-again Christine & flew off to the amazon to persecute a few savages. But on the way...

[BratscheWarrior]

she realized that orange juice contained so much sugar that she could not go on. She dropped from the sky into a cauldron of...

[Nick]

rebirth. The cauldren was the property of the warlock of love who used to be the warlock of glove but lost his G in a spell fight with the witch of host(now the witch of ghost). Emerging from the cauldren a 100 years later as a moth, she asked the warlock of ove ( who in the meantime had been in another fight with a vicious spelling bee) how to....

[BratscheWarrior]

eat the bare 2 dimensional side of a coffee bean. And she sucked that bean dry. An amazing sight really. Hopped up on caffiene, she spelled words so fast that no one could hear them. Since it was inaudible, people started buying microsonic headphones just to hear what she had to spell. She didn't like this one bit, no she did not. People looked, stared and listened to her. And she realized that they could be manipulated like a turkey in summer. She took a new television set and sat it down in front of people she met. She fed them grilled cheese. But not with swiss, american or provolone. No sir, she used nincompoopius cheese, a new blend which makes people well, nincompoops. As her subjects watched the television, they ate and ate and ate, gorging themselves like a bad simile. They watched her propaganda and became...

[Nick]

sleepwalkers in a rainbow collage of dappled hairnets, all strung with frosting & empty emptiness that reverberated too much reverb through the woofers & tweeters of infinity until...