[forfuckssake]

Does anyone here own a original work of art by Carlos?

I picked something up at an auction in Westwood in the mid-90's. Apparently Carlos wanted a "natural" successor after he was gone so he donored some sperm to be later fertilized. At the same time, he created a piece of artwork to mark the occasion. It's called, "My spooge."
Oh yeah, it's framed and personally signed.

For some reason Cleargreen chose to sell it (cheaply I might add) and I can say that, as the lucky rightful owner, it has changed my life from within...