[BratscheWarrior]

eat the bare 2 dimensional side of a coffee bean. And she sucked that bean dry. An amazing sight really. Hopped up on caffiene, she spelled words so fast that no one could hear them. Since it was inaudible, people started buying microsonic headphones just to hear what she had to spell. She didn't like this one bit, no she did not. People looked, stared and listened to her. And she realized that they could be manipulated like a turkey in summer. She took a new television set and sat it down in front of people she met. She fed them grilled cheese. But not with swiss, american or provolone. No sir, she used nincompoopius cheese, a new blend which makes people well, nincompoops. As her subjects watched the television, they ate and ate and ate, gorging themselves like a bad simile. They watched her propaganda and became...